Vriska's Idea

Your name is Vriska. You have just left John's room after asking him about his magic chest. You head upstairs to your room.

Once in your room, you look at the clock. It's now 8:00 PM. Yes! He must be asleep. You manipulated him to fall asleep at about 8:00 PM. You head downstairs to really see what lies in his magic chest. Ever since you started living with him you've always wanted to know what's in that thing. That dumb thing. You mean that dum8 thing. 

The door is closed, so you just sneak right in. Everything is very dark, so you can barely see. You think that's the magic chest.... Yes! It is. You open up the magic chest and reach inside. You have to rummage through it without looking through since you can't see a thing. You keep rummaging through.. and.. Ah! It feels like a magazine. Why would a nerd like John need a magazine? Hmm... guess you'll take it.

You continue to rummage through it, but you don't feel anything interesting, so you just run upstairs back to your room.

Once in your room, where you have light to read the magazine, you sit down and look at it. An erotic magazine, eh? Now you can see why he would have this. You open in up and start reading.

Wow? This is how humans have sex? It's sort of similar to troll sex, but the biggest difference is that there's no pail? Why wouldn't humans have a pail for sex? It just doesn't make any sense.

Hmm... Actually, this stuff seems pretty... fun. Maybe you should do this with John...