Robin Doesn't Know
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DC Verse Cartoons - Teen Titans › Threesomes Plus
Rating:
Adult +
Chapters:
5
Views:
4,921
Reviews:
9
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
0
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I do not own Teen Titans, nor any of the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.
Aqualad's plea
Aqualad wade his way up to the stage to sing his own song. Titans wish was playing the music for him as he glared at Speedy who had the gall to blow him a kiss. Aqualad cleared his thoat and gave a nod to the titans.
My friend Speedy kissed me During battle prac
Later in the afternoon Mas on yos in the locker room kicked my ass, I said guys I'm like you I like Monster Trucks too Wanna see how many pushups I can do?
I just wish I was queer so I could get Chicks dig guys that are Queer guys that don't dig Chicks that don't dig guys like me See I'm not queer I'm too ugly
But if I were handsome just imagine how great it would be Incognito as a gay though but not actually that way though pseudo homo phony Maybe it's a stupid theory or maybe just stupidity But if I was a queerbee in the fashion industry Scoring with Starfirel would be easy 'Cause Starfire means voluptuous but also is synonymous with superdumb Ya see I'd be a good listener so she'd treat me like a sister and soon I'd become That trusted friend that cares that rubs her back and braids her hair No it wouldn't take a week before I'm in her underwear
I wish I was queer so I could get Chicks dig guys that are Queer guys that don't dig Chicks that don't dig guys like me See I'm not queer I'm too ugly
Doesn't matter what I'm packin' in my denim it's what's in my genes The only smoked meat the only sausage I would eat is made by Jimmy Dean See I'm not too keen on the smell of Vaseline No I'm not Princess Di and I don't wanna be a queen I just wish I was queer so I could get chicks Anyway if I were gay I'd have to change my name to Beast or Roy
Hang out with Bumble bee's hair stylist his name is Kip he's got a lisp he talks like this And wear Bumble bee's lingerie learn the songs of Broadway And appreciate Depeche Mode and avant-garde ballet
I wish I was queer so I could get Chicks dig guys that are Queer guys that don't dig Chicks dig guys that are Queer guys that don't dig Chicks dig guys that are Queer guys that don't dig Chicks that don't dig guys like me
See I'm not queer I'm too ugly And I don't shave my heiny Don't shave my heiny See I'm not queer I'm too ugly And I don't shave my heiny Don't shave my heiny See I'm not queer I'm too ugly And I don't shave my heiny Don't shave my heiny See I'm not queer I'm too ugly.
After Aquald was finish singing the song every one in the bar was looking at him eyes wide open.
"So Speedy, In case you didn't get, STOP HITTING ON ME!" Aqualad said into the mike.
The bartender shook his head and wondered once again why they had karoke night.
My friend Speedy kissed me During battle prac
Later in the afternoon Mas on yos in the locker room kicked my ass, I said guys I'm like you I like Monster Trucks too Wanna see how many pushups I can do?
I just wish I was queer so I could get Chicks dig guys that are Queer guys that don't dig Chicks that don't dig guys like me See I'm not queer I'm too ugly
But if I were handsome just imagine how great it would be Incognito as a gay though but not actually that way though pseudo homo phony Maybe it's a stupid theory or maybe just stupidity But if I was a queerbee in the fashion industry Scoring with Starfirel would be easy 'Cause Starfire means voluptuous but also is synonymous with superdumb Ya see I'd be a good listener so she'd treat me like a sister and soon I'd become That trusted friend that cares that rubs her back and braids her hair No it wouldn't take a week before I'm in her underwear
I wish I was queer so I could get Chicks dig guys that are Queer guys that don't dig Chicks that don't dig guys like me See I'm not queer I'm too ugly
Doesn't matter what I'm packin' in my denim it's what's in my genes The only smoked meat the only sausage I would eat is made by Jimmy Dean See I'm not too keen on the smell of Vaseline No I'm not Princess Di and I don't wanna be a queen I just wish I was queer so I could get chicks Anyway if I were gay I'd have to change my name to Beast or Roy
Hang out with Bumble bee's hair stylist his name is Kip he's got a lisp he talks like this And wear Bumble bee's lingerie learn the songs of Broadway And appreciate Depeche Mode and avant-garde ballet
I wish I was queer so I could get Chicks dig guys that are Queer guys that don't dig Chicks dig guys that are Queer guys that don't dig Chicks dig guys that are Queer guys that don't dig Chicks that don't dig guys like me
See I'm not queer I'm too ugly And I don't shave my heiny Don't shave my heiny See I'm not queer I'm too ugly And I don't shave my heiny Don't shave my heiny See I'm not queer I'm too ugly And I don't shave my heiny Don't shave my heiny See I'm not queer I'm too ugly.
After Aquald was finish singing the song every one in the bar was looking at him eyes wide open.
"So Speedy, In case you didn't get, STOP HITTING ON ME!" Aqualad said into the mike.
The bartender shook his head and wondered once again why they had karoke night.