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Robin Doesn't Know

By: Malcore
folder DC Verse Cartoons - Teen Titans › Threesomes Plus
Rating: Adult +
Chapters: 5
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Disclaimer: I do not own Teen Titans, nor any of the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.
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Cyborgs turn!

Soon enough it was time for Cyborg to take to the stage. Once again titans east where handling the instuments but Robin and beast boy each had a mike set up by them. the reason would soon become appernt as the song started up and the poor bartenders hopes of getting them to sing one normal song dissapered.

cyborg (BB and Robin)
Vulcanize the whoopee stick
In the ham wallet

Cattle prod the oyster ditch
With the lap rocket

Batter dip the cranny ax
In the gut locker

Retrofit the pudding hatch
Ooh la la
With the boink swatter

If i get you in the loop when I make a point to be straight with you then
In lieu of the innuendo in the end know my intent though
I brazillian wax poetic so pathetically
I don't wanna beat around the bush

(Foxtrot Unifrom Charlie Kilo
Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo)

Marinate the nether rod
In the squish mitten

Power drill the yippee bog
With the dude piston

Pressure wash the quiver bone
In the bitch wrinkle

Cannonball the fiddle cove
Ooh la la
With the pork steeple

If i get you in the loop when I make a point to be straight with you then
In lieu of the innuendo in the end know my intent though
I brazillian wax poetic so pathetically
I don't wanna beat around the bush

(Foxtrot Unifrom Charlie Kilo
Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo)

Put the you know what in the you know where
Put the you know what in the you know where
Put the you know what in the you know where
Put the you know what in the you know where pronto
Afterwards when they got down Cyborg walked over to Bumble bee, who's eye was twitching and kissed her cheek.
"So....did my message get thru?"
Second later she was storming for the bathroom and cyborg was laid out on the ground
"I like it when they play hard to get...."
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