Motherhood

Motherhood Chapter Seven
Terrible Twos

A/n Lilvior Thanks for the Idea I thought it would be hillarious too..

Raven is relaxing drinking some tea she felt nervouse about them being so far away. Robin had been acting paranoid at the prospect of children period.. he obviously wasnt a kid person. and noone but Beast boy even partially believed some of the stuff he claimed the kids would do while he was stuck "Babysitting.." they were enjoying a night out with Jack and Wren while Cyborg Babysat the Twin girls.

"I've told you Dear robin they havent done anything they've been sweet little angels." starfire states not seeing the two boys stick their tongues out at Robin then looking sweet and innocent when Starfire turns around. "See their being perfect little gentleman playing their game." like Cats Children seemed to know it was fun to mess with people who didnt like kids.. while their parents were busy Robin and Star were stuck watching them, well more specifically Robin was stuck while Star was having the time of her life playing games with them flashing looks at robin trying to hint what she wanted.. though he didnt seem too excited with the idea period.. infact since the twins had been born he had been overly cautious wearing two Rubbers to be safe when they did make love anymore.

as Starfire went to her room to get a board game to occupy the twins while Jack, Wren, Beast boy and Raven were out of the tower. as star is in the room a devious smile passes over Garfield Jr's Face and Andrew winks.. when Robin gets up to fix a sandwhich for himself Drew sits using his limited teleportation abilities he hits the remote until he finds the Channel Robin likes to watch when he's alone..

"Robin! what are you doing watching that Channel!" coming out of the kitchen Robin looks confused his mouth full of his sandwhich "wot chonl?" "Dont play innocent with me those Children are entirely too young to work the remote!" looking confused Robin scratches his head as he swallows his sandwich "What are you talking about!" seeing a rather hard core movie on the tv.. "I didnt put that on!" "well It wasnt me, and the Twins are too young to figure out the parental lock on the cable!" drow thinks to himself "I wouldnt be too sure about that.. for crying out loud its 76426"(spells Robin if you look at the phone pad) trying to look innocent and not laugh at Robin getting bitched at "You are lucky I do not Tell Friend Raven.. I believe you Remember how she Reacted last time!" Robin looks pissed at the twins he knew something was wrong here.. when Starfire turns off the Tv and takes the remote storming back to her room to grab the Dice for the game Robin says "I dont know how you did that, and I dont Care I will figure it out and when I do I will have proof to present to Raven and Star that you two are not the perfect little angels you play!" grumbling as he flops on the couch "I swear if Beast boy was half the actor those two are he'd have an emmy or something by now!"

smirking mischevously Drew shifted into a black panther cub and starts trying to bite Robins hand.. he screams when Starfire comes out "Aww they Just wanna play with you.." picking up drew he purrs as Star scratches behind his ears "they dont always realize they are playing too rough.." "too Rough? he tried to bite a Finger off!" "oh Quit over Reacting Robin their little more than babies they dont know what their doing you just have to teach them that they are playing too rough." swatting drew on the bottom when he starts nibbling on her fingers acting like a playful kitten "see" "If you say so Star." still not convinced.

"auntie Star can you get us some Juice!" half asking half screaming "yes you've been very good Boys today.." choosing to ignore the Humph Robin supplies at that comment as she hands them two juice boxes Gar looks really cute and sweet "And A cookie please." "I suppose though your mother doesnt like you two getting too many sweets.." handing each a chocolate chip cookie they chomp them in one bite and start sucking on the juice boxes while they think of another way to get Robin into trouble with auntie star while they look like good little boys.. robin is thinking "this is worst than four april fools day's combined.."

Star flips on cartoons for the little ones while she sets up the game board. laughing themselves silly when they see the coyote run himself off a cliff. holding an uh oh sign juice running out Gars nose as he laughs the hardest. the children get jealous while Robin was cuddling against star so they jump onto the couch Gar between Star and Robin looking rather smug and andrew on the other side.. "is it time to play the game yet auntie star?" "alright lets play monopoly.." "I get to be the dog!" says Jr. "I get to be the Race car!" says Drew. "No I'm always the Race car." says Robin "Dont worry Robin let him be the Race car." "But.." flicking her eyes rather sweetly "please it will make him happy.." submitting to her he grabs the cruise ship while star grabs the top hat. "alright we roll to see who goes first." Robin rolls a six and a five star rolls a one and a one, Jr. rolls a three and a six. and Drew rolls a perfect twelve.. "I go first!" Robin plays banker like always and hands out the money rolling a five.

at the end of the game Robin is rather smug as he wins like always.. until Jr. asks why so many bills are hid under Uncle Robin's side of the board.. getting Star rather mad "I cant believe you would cheat playing with Children Robin!" "But I didnt!" "as you say the evidence goes against you!" she looks rather icily at him as he puts the twins down for the night both trying not to break charachter by smirking.. Jr. is smiling being carried by Star..

Robin meanwhile is trying to figure out how they did it without raising the board.. it was embarassing for anyone to get one up on him.. much less a bunch of two year olds.. scratching his head as he tries to reconstruct the scene.. "alright I still cant figure out how they did it.. they shouldnt be able to outsmart me like this!"

as Beast boy and Raven came up looking rather tired Raven asks Star how they behaved "They were little angels I just wish Robin would of behaved so well.." "what he do this time?" "He was cheating at a board game, over reacting like always, and Trying to blame them for stuff they couldnt possibly do. I swear its ridiculous that they behave better than he does.." Beast boy states "Maybe he's jealous of the attention you put on them.. I know thats why I used to cause mischief was to get attention." Raven says "that sounds like Robin when he's not the center of attention.., Its amazing how Beast boy has matured so much while Robin seems to get more immature every day.."

Meanwhile at Jack and Wrens apartment

" Get down from there!" "But I want a cookie!" states Jackie from atop the fridge rubbing his temple Cyborg would gladly take on slade, the entire HIVE academy along with any other Villain you could think of combined rather than babysit these two again.. "youve already had four today!" they got into everything, and he couldnt even figure out how a child only about two and a half feet tall manages to get ontop of a six foot fridge.. just as he's getting Jackie down Robyn is making off with the Remote "Cartoons!"

"Grr When do your Parents Get home!" Robyn makes a huge mess trying to pour her own glass of milk rather than ask Cy to do it for her.. "Alright Get to bed!" "But its not time for bed yet!" whines Jackie being picked up and placed in the Crib with Robyn.. as cyborg tries to clean the place up.. "Oh No I had to get stuck with these two while Robin and Star get stuck with the well behaved set.."

he had just gotten the apartment in the same state as when he got there when he slumps on the couch exhausted. and Jack and Wren came in, "How did they behave..?" thinking to himself like little monsters.. but he says "fine their in bed" "Thanks again Vic, we Really needed a night out.." replies jack pulling out his wallet "Anytime.." he says thinking to himself anytime I cant Talk Robin into it and I cant think of a good excuse.. that is.

Robin was really mad because Starfire was still mad at him so he was stuck once again sleeping by himself that night.. and privately whondering if a Vasectomy would affect his athletic persuits enough to make it a danger to himself.. and this child thing was one of the few things he could out right refuse Starfire he had caught the oh not so subtle hints and he was totally against the idea period and infinate exclamation points especially if any child was even a quarter of the trouble those twins were for him. huffing annoyed as he heard Starfire singing in the shower.. it seemed since they were born all they were was trouble.. but noone seemed to believe him. he had to find proof then they would all be appologizing like crazy at him.. yes then they'd believe him.. slipping off to sleep.

The next morning Robin is rather annoyed hearing the two twins laughing excitedly about some stupid Cartoon show he couldnt stand. singing some nonsense song that only a kid would like (like Barney) Gagging as he took a sip of his first cup of coffee It tasted salty sticking his finger in the Sugar bowl he growls tasting salt.. this time he had them! storming off to find Raven since beast boy was asleep on the couch instead of watching them.

"Raven your Kids put Salt In the sugar bowl!" coming out agitated Raven sticks her finger in the sugar bowl and licks her finger "Tastes like sugar to me.." flustering in confusion he looks at the twins who if looked anymore innocent would sprout wings and halos.. Jr. mind speeks to his brother "That was close.." "Yeah I know.." huffing in agitation Raven turns back to her room smacking beast boy on the head when she catches him napping.. "Get up!" shooting up Beast boy looks around "Who what were why?" "You fell asleep watching the Twins now watch them so Robin Can quit bugging me while I meditate!" rolling his eyes in annoyance he was getting rather disturbed at Robin's behavior, and how it lately was catching him in the doghouse with his wife.. "Robin Why dont you just go into the Gym and Relaxe or something man their being have watching Tv.."

Robin was pissed he didnt know how they did it.. he had checked the security camera's but they always blacked out from the twins sitting watching TV to another shot of them still watching TV.. he knew something was up.. but Without proof they'd think he was just picking at Straws.. frankly it was driving him batty (pardon the pun) as he was showering up in the communal bathroom after his workout he cursed as he heard two giggling voices and a loud flush.. storming out with a towel around his waist he's screaming into Beast boy's face "Look its not like Jr. Knows what that does he had to go potty and you didnt lock the door." Causing Robin to storm off back to the bathroom tossing his mask down on the sink he finishes his shower

"Where the hell is my mask!" he starts yelling for beast boy "Were are your little brats they made off with my mask!" which pisses beast boy off because he could see the mask from were he was standing "Its on the floor!" tossing it to Robin furious "Now I'm getting awfully Sick of you blaming everything on the Boys!" jamming his finger in Robin's chest "If I hear you Accusing my Sons one more time for shit you do yourself I'll Give you a new reason for wearing that damned mask!" slamming the door behind him Robin is speechless (for once)

End of Chapter 7

Robin Stands glaring at the twins for upsetting his order of things..
Starfire smacks him in the back of the head "Leave them be"
Nos smirks from his computer seat "Yes Robin listen to Star"