Room 669

Title: Room 669
Author: Sailor Bluestar
Pairing: MikhaelxHarley, AllenxTabitha, 6x1x2
Rating: R
Warning: BMB crossed over with GW
Disclaimer: Don't own.

~Room 669~

"Hey Tabitha, is there anyone living in 669? I know you took residence in 666, us in 667, and Allen in 668, what about 669?" Harley asked out of the blue.

"It just got rented out a few days ago." Tabitha replied.

"Oh?" Mikhael asked, raising an eyebrow.

"Yeah, three guys wanted it. Two with long hair and one short. The long blond one said something about escaping a psychotic sister. The braided one said something about getting an apartment with a huge bed in the main bedroom. The short haired one was silent. Weirdest tenants I'll ever have I suppose." Tabitha replied.

"Yay! I wanna go meet them!" Harley said. "I wonder if they like O.P. Ivy."

"Moonbeam, the new tenants are coming." Allen said.

Sure enough, a guy with long blond hair came over with a guy with long hair braided back and a guy with short hair and fierce eyes.

"Good evening." the blondie said. "I am Zechs Merquise."

"I run, I hide, but I never lie. I'm Duo Maxwell at your service!" the braided one said.

"Hn."

"That's Heero Yuy. He doesn't talk much." Duo supplied.

"Nice to meet you." Harley said. "I'm Harley, this is my boyfriend Mikhael. That's Allen and you already know our landlady."

"She's cool!" Duo said. "I so like the number on the door too!"

"Since we're new, is there anything we need to be warned about?" Zechs asked.

"Lets see, there are stalking ex-boyfriends to watch out for, not to mention demon infestation, and elevators on the fritz isn't a major thing unless your lover is the one trapped." Harley listed.

"Weird friends coming over, sunshiny sister coming over and other weird stuff." Tabitha added. "And that demon infestation only happened ONCE!"

"For now." Harley said innocently.

"Now Moonbeam. We can get our revenge later." Allen soothed.

"Oh we will. We will indeed." Tabitha cackled evilly.

"Sweet!" Duo yelled.

"Um, Duo, I think the bed's calling us." Zechs said. "We want to break in that bed right Heero?"

"Definitely want to pound Duo into it." Heero said in his nasal monotone way.

"And I can't wait to get some of that ass." Zechs said, getting a good grope.

Heero glared at Zechs, dragging Duo away. Duo waved goodbye to the group of four while Zechs started attacking Duo with his fingers.

"They're gay?" Harley asked, surprised. "Interesting..."

OWARI