Lessons in life

A lesson learned in life.

Beast boy was enjoying his bowl of tofu puff, when Raven walked in, smiling and humming softly.
"Hey, morning BB!" she said and ruffled his hair as she walked by.
"...Ok...the clothes aren't white...So who are you and what did you do with our Raven?" he asked.
"Ha ha." she said with a grin. "Aren't I allowed to be happy?"
"well, not this happy.." he said, as a hand slapped the back of his head.
"Beast boy, hush! if Raven wishes to be all happy, who are we to argue with her?" Starfire asked and then turned and smiled.
"Uh...Yeah." Raven said with a sweat-drop.
"Looking forward to forming the two new teams today?" Robin asked, sipping from his mug of Java.
"something like that.." Raven said, pouring herself a cup of tea and sipped softly.
"Looking forward to a certain -someone- coming over?" Cyborg teased.
Raven blushed and shook her head.
"No!" she yelped, and then grabbed the kettle and took off with it to her room.
"And that Starfire.." Beast boy said, patting her on the shoulder. "Means yes."

"So who do you think it is?" Beast boy asked Cyborg.
the boys were in the hanger of Titans tower, And Cyborg was finishing up on a silver T-jet for titans south, a Red T-jet was already done for titans North.
"Don't know, don't care." Cyborg said, bent over finishing up a wiring job. "It's her life, and she'll tell us if she wants too."
"Aw come on, since when were you so grown up?" Beast boy asked.
"well, if you want me to act grown up, do you know who used the parts i need to have this done yesterday to try and build a Moped?" Cyborg asked, looking up.
"Ummm...no...no i don't....I'll go ask robin is he does.." Beast boy said, then took off running.
"And thats why I'm gonna sneak him bacon later on." Cyborg said to hismelf with a grin.

Robin and Starfire were relaxing in the main room, watching a romance movie, starfire leaning into Robin, and smiling softly,
Robin caught the smiled and and leaned down, his lips about to touch hers when...
"DUDE!" Beast boy yelled, running in and flipping over the couch and ending up next to robin.
"Are you too making out?" he asked, smirking.
Starfire's eyes flash and she let out a low growl.
"No we were not. Maybe if certain people would get out of here.." she said with a icy tone.
"Yikes, meow!" Beast boy laughed and then nudged Robin.
"Dude, I think she need a little loving if you know what i mean.." He said, winking.
"...That's it!" she yelled and reached for beast boy, as Robin acked and tried to hold Starfire back.
"Beast boy, run!" Robin yelled.
the green teen took off, and once he was out of the door, Starfire stopped and smiled, and fell onto her back, dragging robin forward.
"Told you it would work."

Raven was in her room, trying to keep her emotions in check. even with trigon gone, if she wasn't carful, and calmed herself..
"Helllloooooo!!!"
then again, who need to relax when a annoying green teen wouldn't accept that she didn't want to talk to him?
"Go. Away." she called.
"No way! I ain't taking off till you tell me who the mystery crush is." Beast boy said.
"I'm not going to tell you...now please go away before I'm forced to hurt you." She called.
"I bet it's Kid flash. I've seen the way you stare at his ass." Beast boy said.
Raven sighed and rubbed her nose.
"Then again, you were all goo goo for Aqua-lad."
the door opened up and Raven glared at him.
"I don't suppose telling you that leaving me alone so i won't blow up the tower later will make a difference will it?" she asked hopefully.
"Nope."
"Fine. but if i tell you, you're not allowed to tell anyone, or i swear I'll rip your dick off and shove it up your nose." Raven said.
Beast boy yelped and nodded his head.
"I swear i won't tell anyone."
"It's argent."
"Argent? as in girl Argent? not a argent from anther universe where girls are boys?" Beast boy asked, mouth wide open.
"-sigh- Yes, female argent. the same one that broke two of your finger when you grabbed her ass."
"It all makes sense now! Why you never wanted me, why she was such a bitch! you're dikes! lesbos! muff muncher!"
"Yes, that explains it all, it has nothing to do with you're being a little perverted asshole." she said. "Now will you eff off and leave me in peace?" she asked.
"sure thing wonder dike." He said with a smile and then walked off.
"God this won't end well.." she sighed.

The other titans all showed up. they were spilt into groups, and sent off with Teachers so to speak, Raven and Mas en yos with one group, Robin and speedy with anther, Cyborg and Bee with anther and so on.
the groups were marked for skills, teamwork, and quick thinking, and in the end, after five hours, both titans West and east were happy with the choices, and had all the titans gathered in the main room.

"Alright. after much debate, we've decided on the next two titan teams. now, with so many of you here, clearly not everyone was going to make it onto a main team, but even if you don't, you're still all valuable members of the titan reserves." Robin started.
"would the following people please go over and stand next to Cyborg, who will be showing you how to work the T-jets, as well as whats needed to finish your towers." Raven sadi.
"For Titans South, based down in Huston Texas, Jinx, Kid Flash, Panthra, Wildabeast and Hot spot, Congrats." Beast boy read off and gave them all a thumbs up.
"For titans North, based in Winnipeg Manitoba Canada, Kole, Grark, Lighting and thunder and finally, Red Star." Starfire said and clapped her hands.
The new main titans smiled and made their way ove,r and were lead down to the hanger by Cyborg.
"Now Dudes, to cheer up the rest of you, it's time to party!" Beast boy said, hitting a switch as loud speaks came out of the walls, Tables shot up with snacks and drinks on them and the couch sank into the floor.
"Get ziggy with it!" Beast boy declared.
Robin sighed and rubbed his nose, when Starfire yanked him by the arm out onto the dance floor.

"So..Bumble bee, i was thinking, you me..me you..what do you think?" Beast boy asked, handing her a condom.
Bee smacked him across the face and called him a pervert.
"Well, that's not a no or a yes." beast boy said, never loosing the smile from his face.
Bee stormed off.
"She's a dike.." He said to Bushido who snorted and shook his hand
Beast boy's trailing eyes soon caught hold of Raven and argent, dancing and laughing, and then raven leaned in and whispered something into argent's ear, making the blush and they rushed off.
"Keep the party going.." Beast boy said, shifting into a fly, and followed the girls.

Raven and argent moved quickly, and beast boy almost got sliced in half by Raven's door, trying to get in.
he barely made it, then flew up to Raven's ceiling, and changed into a wolf spider since they had decent eyesight.
"whew, I'm glad that's over.." argent said, sitting down on Raven's bed. "I swear, i was way too close to being put on a team." she said with a laugh.
"When we both know you only accepted the chance to join a team to come over here to be with me.." raven said, scooting closer and closer to Argent.
"and how...." argent said planting a kiss on her girlfriend.
"You know, Robin wanted you on the north team, i had to flunk you to change his mind." Raven said with a giggle.
"Raven...why don't we just come out of the closet?" argent asked.
"Honey..we've been over this...if they find out we're lovers...they might find out the rest.." Raven said, kissing her gently.
"Besides, if Beast boy is any hint, the males will turn into dolts around us.."
"Wait! you told beast boy? the most perverted titans?' argent yelped.
"Relax, i only told him that we're lovers...not.."
Raven said, reaching under argent's dress and tugging free a 9 inch cock.
"That we're dick-girls.." raven said, stoking Argent softly.
"oooh! I've missed you're touch luv..." Argent whimpered, tugging ravens pale cock out, and giving the 10 inches a squeeze, as they both heard a gasp and then Beast boy in human form fell down in front of them.
"Ahhh.....Hey ladies.." He said, both of their cocks inches away from his face.