Obsession
Robin's So-Called Gift
It was a usually uninteresting day in jump city. Beast Boy was, surprisingly, cleaning his room. Then he heard a zap in the other room and didn’t think much of it.
“GARFIELD MARK LOGAN!!!” Robin shouted from the living room. “COME HERE, RIGHT FUCKING NOW!!!”
“The fuck did’s just call’s me?” Beast Boy seethed.
“I SAID NOW!!!”
“Christ Almighty…” Beast boy threw his vacuum across the floor and went to the living room. “I’s be’s cleaning my’s fucking room Robin.”
“Oh you want a fucking medal!?” Robin sarcastically seethed through his teeth. “HUH, YOU UNGRATEFUL PIECE OF FUCKING RETARDED ASS SHIT!!!”
“SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!” Raven’s voice was heard in the holy cage.
Beast Boy realized the cage and slapped Robin. “Ayo! Why’s you put’s mama Rae Rae in a fucking cage?! What makes you think you’s can treat her like tha-”
“GARFIELD, STOP!!! LET ME FUCKING TALK!!” Robin yelled back again.
“I SAID SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!” Raven’s voice was heard in the cage.
Robin started to inhale in frustration. “You know how you wanted that boring purple bitch back in season 2 episode 52?”
“Uh yeah, why?” Beast Boy asked. He saw the cage shaking like crazy and backed away. “Wait you brung's back purple mama? I’s gonna finally gets that smoochie smoochie I’s so desperately craves? I’s miss her ands her smoochies, you’s ain’t know how much I’s be longing for this!” Beast Boy’s eyes lit up, thinking he’s finally going to see the purple passion Raven again, once more. He couldn’t contain his happiness.
“I made her better.” Robin blurted out. “Matter of fact she’s right in this cage. Just don’t hurt her, because I fucking know how you are.”
“What the fuck is you talking about?” Beast Boy was confused on what he meant. “Since when’s did’s I’s be hurting-”
“Shut up.” Robin cut him off. “You wanted this purple passionate Raven bitch right?”
“Yeah but-”
“Then shut the fuck up.” Robin said before the cage exploded. “Ahhh shit…”
“CHRIST ON A FUCKING STICK ROBIN!!! YOU SAID SHE’S BE’S THE FUCKING PURPLE MAMA!!!” Beast Boy shouted in fear.